The Drool Pool

Manliness

The problem with dating is that I can’t find a man who’s more manly than me.

fmtftw:

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

Hahahahaja I’m dying

Ya’ll want some blankets?

fuckmetodubstep:

gpoy

Tumblr makes me happy because i can say things like “I love you more now than ever before” and, since no one reads this shit anyway, you will never know. And thats good.
Because I might be lying.

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.

What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

voodoo-acid-zombie:

idk how somebody cant reblog this